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PostSubject: Good (and corny) Jokes   Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:57 am

First topic message reminder :

Post in this topic if you know any good jokes, whether they be Star Wars, Lego, or random jokes.

What is like a rancor's horn?

His other horn!

Pretty cheesy I know..... Can you do any better?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:19 pm

Me neither...
But we should not talk about beer.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:38 am

I got one! Why do TIE fighters scream in space?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:13 am

Because they miss their mothership?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:36 am

yes! how did you know?(you read the book)
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:42 am

Yes you are right, I think I read the same book. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:36 pm

Why did the Tie Fighter cross the road?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:07 pm

Because he wanted to get hit.
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I do not know?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:34 pm

Because he was hungry, so he was chasing the chicken.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:05 pm

oh.
i do not get it.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:46 pm

Neither do I, which is why it's corny!

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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:02 pm

oh lol that is pretty funny funnier than the joke.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:15 pm

If it was corny, then wouldn't he be chasing corn and not a chicken?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:05 pm

Why didn't the Ewok cross the road?

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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:18 pm

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:38 pm

because i was hungry!
How did darth get his name?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:46 pm

Darth ECLIPSE wrote:
Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

it was stuck on the chicken's foot.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:53 pm

lol that is pretty funny too.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:43 pm

Darth ECLIPSE wrote:
Darth ECLIPSE wrote:
Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

it was stuck on the chicken's foot.


Ha Ha! Thats a good one.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:43 am

yes that is pretty funny what about my joke about darth?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:32 am

What joke are you talking about?

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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:37 am

Crossbowman wrote:
because i was hungry!
How did darth get his name?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:09 pm

Because he was dark?
I don't know.

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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:11 pm

I do not know either and that is corny!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:15 pm

Yeah... anyway, back to the topic.

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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:31 pm

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge..

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on 'START'..... .........
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:48 pm

That is hilarious! I have seen that somewhere before.

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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:32 am

HA! Thats hilarious! The beginning was my favorite part.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:08 pm

LOL!

That is hilarious........ Poor Abbott and Costello....
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:28 pm

LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!!
ROFL!!!!
This is so funny!!!!!!
dD you like windows or mac?

ROFL,

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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:53 pm

I'm not sure if this has been said but...

What do you call a guy who feeds a rancor?

Lunch.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:20 pm

Hmmm that is pretty corny!!!!!
I just won RISK!


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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:28 pm

Here is some thing I found and added to. Sorry for the length

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were
alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might
have sounded something like this:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER
FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help
you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm
thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac
COSTELLO: No, the
name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a
computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you,
my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will
it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with
Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at
the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the
windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for
Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use
to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you
have?
ABBOTT: Office
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you
recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did
what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended
something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT:
Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT:
Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend
Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with
windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to
type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What
word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office
is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO:
Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when
you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click
your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight
answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can
track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right.
What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to
track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your
computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT:
Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
COSTELLO: I get
a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One
copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT:
Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give
you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

COSTELLO: But I thought the government
made it?

ABBOTT: No Microsoft made it.

COSTELLO: Is that why Microsoft is
rich?

ABBOTT: They did not make real money.

COSTELLO: So I get a copy of illegal
money?

ABBOTT: No, it's not illegal, because
Microsoft made it.

COSTELLO: But I thought you just said
they didn't make real money?

ABBOTT: They don't make real money,
that is illegal.

COSTELLO: But how do they give it away?
How can they own it, and give it away for free if they don't make it?




THE NEXT DAY

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can
I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I make a
graphics design?


ABBOTT: Use Paint.

COSTELLO: On the computer?

ABBOTT: Yes on the
computer.


COSTELLO: But won't that
cover up the screen?


ABBOTT: No, it won't
cover over the screen. Just use paint.


COSTELLO: Okay, I put
paint on the computer, But it covered the whole screen, I can't see
anything.


ABBOTT: No you click on
the picture of a paintbrush.


COSTELLO: How? I can't see
the screen.


ABBOTT: Take off the
paint.


COSTELLO: But you just
told me to put it on?


ABBOTT: No I said use
Paint on your computer.


COSTELLO: But when I did
that it covered the whole screen, and you told me to take it off. Now
you want me to put it back on?


ABBOTT: No, use the Paint
program that comes installed on the computer.


COSTELLO: How do I install
Paint onto my computer?


ABBOTT: You should have it
pre-installed on there.


COSTELLO: Why does it come
with paint already installed? I already have paint in my house.


ABBOTT: Because Microsoft
includes it for free.


COSTELLO: Microsoft gives
paint out for free?


ABBOTT: Yes your computer
comes with it pre-installed.


COSTELLO: Since when did
they start giving away paint for free?


ABBOTT: Ever since they
first created it.


COSTELLO: They created
paint?


ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: Then how did
famous artists use it, if it was invented only a few years ago?


ABBOTT: No, Microsoft
created the program.


COSTELLO: But you just
told me they invented it.


ABBOTT: They did.

COSTELLO: Then how did Da
Vince paint, if Microsoft invented it?


ABBOTT: He used paint, but
Microsoft invented the program Paint.


COSTELLO: Program for
what?


ABBOTT: For Paint.

COSTELLO: So now they are
selling it? I thought they gave it away for free?


ABBOTT: They do give it
away for free, it comes installed on your computer.


COSTELLO: Okay, now I
found the picture of the paintbrush, now what do I do?


ABBOTT: Click on it twice.

COSTELLO: Okay, now I have
a blank white page.



ABBOTT: Now click and
drag.


COSTELLO: Okay, I did that
but now all that happened is the white page moved.


ABBOTT: Click on the white
page.


COSTELLO: Okay, now what?

ABBOTT: Do you see
anything on it?


COSTELLO: Yeah I see a
black dot.


ABBOTT: Good you are now
on your way to making graphics.


COSTELLO: But all I have
is a black dot.


ABBOTT: Yes, now click
some more on the white page.


COSTELLO: How do I change
the color?


ABBOTT: Click on the
color.


COSTELLO: I did but all
that happened was the black dot got bigger.


ABBOTT: No, click on the
black square on the side.


COSTELLO: But all I have
on here are black dots.


ABBOTT: On the side of the
screen is a black square. Click on it.


COSTELLO: Now it says “Do
you want to save?”
ABBOTT: No, click on the other square on the
other side.


COSTELLO: It won't let me
click on anything but the box that popped up.


ABBOTT: Close that.

COSTELLO: How do I close
it?


ABBOTT: Click on the “X”.

COSTELLO: But that's how I
got into this mess.


ABBOTT: Just click on it.

COSTELLO: I did but now
everything disappeared.


ABBOTT: Okay, open up the
white page again.


COSTELLO: I can't because
now there is a big blue screen.


ABBOTT: Okay, turn off
your computer then turn it back on.


COSTELLO: How?

ABBOTT: Do you see the
blue button on the tower?


COSTELLO: What tower?

ABBOTT: The one that you
put CD's in.


COSTELLO: Does this
computer come with free CD's?


ABBOTT: That doesn't
matter, first you just need to push the blue button.


COSTELLO: I did, but then
the screen went black.


ABBOTT: Good, now

COSTELLO: But I want it
on, not off.


ABBOTT: I know, just push
the blue button again.


COSTELLO: But last time I
did that it turned the computer off.


ABBOTT: I know but when
you push it again, it will turn on.


COSTELLO: How can it turn
the computer off, and on?


ABBOTT: Because that's
just how it's made.


COSTELLO: How come they
made it that way?


ABBOTT: That is not
important right now. Just push it again.


COSTELLO: Now I see the
big blue screen again. And it has the same thing as before.


ABBOTT: No, push the blue
button on the big tower, not on the screen.


COSTELLO: Where do I find
the tower?


ABBOTT: It is easy to
find, it is right next to your screen.



COSTELLO: I thought that
was the printer.


ABBOTT: Not that one,the
big black rectangle shape.


COSTELLO: Oh, that is the
tower? I pushed the blue button, now what?


ABBOTT: Now push it again.

COSTELLO: But last time I
did that nothing worked.


ABBOTT: Just do it.

COSTELLO: It worked
thanks, that's all for now.



A few days later:
ABBOTT: Super
Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my
computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START”

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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:35 pm

LOL
This is so funny!!!
I was enjoying it the whole time!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:07 am

Glad you liked it. I typed up most of it myself,

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