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PostSubject: Good (and corny) Jokes   Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:57 am

First topic message reminder :

Post in this topic if you know any good jokes, whether they be Star Wars, Lego, or random jokes.

What is like a rancor's horn?

His other horn!

Pretty cheesy I know..... Can you do any better?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:48 am

How about a riddle?


Thirty white horses on a red hill.
First they champ, then they stamp,
then they stand still.


What is the answer?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:33 pm

Easy, teeth in the mouth.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:10 pm

Does that even make sense? ... Oh, I get it. The horses do that with their teeth.

Use correct spelling. T_C
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:11 pm

No, the horses are supposed to be teeth and the red hill is the tongue.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:42 pm

I get it now.
Very Funny (Mabey)

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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:44 am

the_customizer wrote:
Easy, teeth in the mouth.

Yep, you are right. I got that from Lord of the Rings.

The answer is teeth (white horses) and gums (red hill).
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:11 am

Yes Funny.
What happens whee T_C and DC get mad?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:02 am

I don't know! And I am T_C.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:52 pm

can I post some of my comics here? i made a few really good ones
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:23 pm

Ok, this is a funny joke. Say Im a man after each sentence I'll put.

1. You go to a bar.
2. You see this hot girl.
3. You take her to you'r apartment.
4. You get on a bed.
5. She whispers to you.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:46 pm

stormtroopertj wrote:
Ok, this is a funny joke. Say Im a man after each sentence I'll put.

1. You go to a bar.
2. You see this hot girl.
3. You take her to you'r apartment.
4. You get on a bed.
5. She whispers to you.
I've heard that one, and another that's kinda like that, but i cant remember how it goes
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:35 am

A Cuban boy named Jose goes to the States to see a baseball game with his Uncle. He gets a bloody nose seat. He can't see, so he climbs up onto a pole. When he gets back home to Cuba, his mom asked him how the game was. He says:
"It was great Mom! All the Americans got up, turned to me, and said:"
"Jose can you see?

It's better when told in person.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:48 pm

^I don't get that joke!^
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:53 pm

The national anthem...
"Oh, say can you see?"
Jose can you see?
Get it now?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:16 am

cralegoboy wrote:
A Cuban boy named Jose goes to the States to see a baseball game with his Uncle. He gets a bloody nose seat. He can't see, so he climbs up onto a pole. When he gets back home to Cuba, his mom asked him how the game was. He says:
"It was great Mom! All the Americans got up, turned to me, and said:"
"Jose can you see?

It's better when told in person.
Haha! that's a good one!
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:12 pm

Oh I get it. That's a good one cralegoboy.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:41 pm

Okay, so there was this guy, and he slipped on some cheese. AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! (jk)
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:45 pm

aquabug1998 wrote:
Okay, so there was this guy, and he slipped on some cheese. AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! (jk)


That does not make any sense.

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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:46 pm

That's the point.
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:37 pm

SO NOT APPROPRIATE! DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN. T_C
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:04 am

How is it not appropriate?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:04 am

Never mind that, I edited it, so we are fine now.

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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:00 pm

Good thing I wasn't around at the time... but anyways, here's my joke:

Why did the toys crossed the road? To get to the chicken on the other side! Razz

Actually, it's a quite famous movie quote... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:22 pm

That was from Toy Story 2 right?

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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:36 pm

Yes, it's from Toy Story 2. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:25 pm

Lol yeah, I have heard that before.

How do ducks fly?

With wings!



Ok, that was awful... I MADE IT UP! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:59 pm

That was a beautiful joke.

That was a joke... so laugh!
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:13 pm

What were Niel Armstrong's actual first words on the moon?

One small step for man, and a few more steps for my pet gerbil
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:18 am

Thats a good one!

If Mars Bars are made on Mars, and Milkyway Bars are made in the Milky Way, where are Malteasers made?


In a Malteaser factory of course!

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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:09 am

Darth Side-Of-Fries wrote:
Good thing I wasn't around at the time... but anyways, here's my joke:

Why did the toys crossed the road? To get to the chicken on the other side! Razz

Actually, it's a quite famous movie quote... Razz
That's from Toystory right?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:46 am

Yes, take to him I will. Yes yes! But now, we must eat... come. Yoda

Oh, umm... what's green, hairy, and umm... green? Dunno, but I find it crawling on your back...


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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:19 pm

^^^I don't get that joke!^^^
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:49 pm

Ive got a good one, ok ok, since micheal jackson's body was 95% plastic when he died they melted his body bown to make legos so that little boys could play with him for a change.

:lol: BEAT THAT!!! :lol:

I'd rather beat IT :lol: - Fith
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:07 pm

Never heard that one before...
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